Most of these sounds were generously donated by Marty Wardius, (WARDIUS@admin.msoe.edu) and from Jim Adams (griz@alaska.net), and from Don Leighty (clem@westol.com). Kindly thank them for their efforts next time you talk to them.
Thanks to Cyclops (www.cyclops-photos.com)
I have new sounds from "Waiting for the Electrician or
Someone Like Him," "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The
Pliers," "How Time Flys," and "The Tale of
the Giant Rat of Sumatra."
Cyclops just
sent me "Fighting Clowns" sounds. Thanks, Cy!
Thanks to Benjamin J. Manthey (manthey@dim.com) I have new sounds from "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers." Thanks, Ben, and sorry it took me so long to post them; I misplaced the file! : )
Other sounds can be found at DocTechnical's Mindless Fellowship Pavilion at http://www.doctechnical.com/fst/mfp/sounds.htm.
All of the sounds on this page are in Windows
.WAV format.
Now for the sounds...
HeyCornA.wav (64 k file) -- "...I've just invented the Taco!"
MERCY.WAV (25 k file) -- "...on their heathen souls."
SILLY.WAV (74 k file) -- "We were warned by our elders...
Adapt.WAV (156 k file) --"...We respect you savages..."
NatlMonument.wav (53 k file) -- "The Government is turning your home..."HEYBABY.WAV (163 k file) -- "...take off your clothes and come on in."
SANDLWOD.WAV (157 k file) -- "Lemme lay a stick of sandalwood incense..."
FULLOTUS.WAV (150 k file) -- "Okay, everybody, into the full lotus position."
3men.wav (71 k file) -- "...One from Column A, and two from Column B."DigMom.wav (38 k file) -- "Malcom X John Lennon?"
NotHungry.wav (69 k file) -- "...But, Mom, I'm not hungry"PASSPORT.WAV (52 k file) -- "...May I see your passport, please?"
OldPic.WAV (67 k file) -- "...Precisely."
NotBag.wav (22 k file) -- "...this is definitely not..."
NiteLetter.wav ( 53 k file) -- "...regular or guarentee delivery?"
ThoseMyBags.wav (20 k file) -- "Hey!..."
40years.wav (104 k file) -- "...in the dank and dismal cell..."
Imprisoned.wav (40 k file) -- "...But, wha' o' that."
DANKCELL.WAV (83 k file) -- "...for 40 long and miserable years."
Embass.wav (53 k file) -- "...Easily done; he's in the next cell."
FamousWriter.wav (24 k file) -- "...to see the condemned man."
WRITEFRAT.WAV (47 k file) -- "...It's always a pleasure..."
COLDLEATHER.WAV (124 k file) -- "...me great prison novel of eternal torment...
LINETAP.WAV (328 k file) -- "...it's no good, they're tapping the lines."
BEATREAP.WAV (246 k file) -- "He's coming around..."
AMA.wav (91 k file) -- "The icebox is being unlocked..."
Plague.wav (73 k file) "...According to my careful prosthesis..."
WhereTo.wav (78 k file) -- "...Out. Sure Thing."
YouMean.wav (33 k file) -- "...Sure. What do you mean?"
NDANGER1.WAV (234 k file) -- "...no anchovies?"
PIZZA2GO.WAV (42 k file) -- "...and no anchovies."
NDANGER2.WAV (112 k file) -- "...I'm Rocky Rococco."
NDANGER3.WAV (38 k file) -- "...everyone knew her as Nancy."
NDANGER4.WAV (81 k file) -- "...what about my pickle?"
SPREDEAG.WAV (175 k file) -- "...she looked so helpless..."
NDANGER5.WAV (241 k file) -- "...stop SLAPPING me!"
DOGGIES.WAV (202 k file) -- "...at the wrists and ankles"
WHAT.WAV (15 k file) -- Nancy's most emotional line.
NOFUN2.WAV (45 k file) -- "...didn't I say that on the other side of this Web page?"
RKYRCOCO.WAV (119 k file) -- "...at your cervix."
ROCKY.WAV (85 k file) -- Rocky laughs. And coughs.
HALFAKEY.WAV (158 k file) -- "...Thanks, Rocky!"
NOBLUFF.WAV (318 k file) -- "...I think you're bluffing, flatfoot."
PICKLE.WAV (67 k file) -- "No! Put down that pickle!"
ORGAN1.WAV (37 k file) -- David Grimm's flourish.
ORGAN3.WAV (133 k file) -- What happened to ORGAN2?
ALINCOLN.WAV (176 k file) -- "..he died in Washington D.C."
HESNOFUN.WAV (54 k file) -- "...he fell right over."
RAZBERRY.WAV (31 k file) -- "...Mr..Hippy."
WHATDONE.WAV (328 k file) -- "...what have you done for ME lately?"
JEWSHARP.WAV (22 k file) -- "...it's candied apples..."
LIGHTING.WAV (60 k file) -- "...this is Ground Beef Control..."
HIGH.WAV (72 k file) -- "...Powerful gasoline..."
BEHIND.WAV (17 k file) -- Pastor Flash talks to his co-pilot.
LION.WAV (34 k file) -- "...O F'rocious Lion..."
HAHA.WAV (6 k file) -- Laughing through Hymn 1617.
HUNGRY.WAV (40 k file) -- Pastor Flash is safe, and sound, and...
CURFEW.WAV (31 k file) -- "...in Sectors R or N."
GEORGE.WAV (26 k file) -- George is introduced.
DONTEAT.WAV (52 k file) -- "...but it hasn't affected my appetite."
KILLME.WAV (34 k file) -- "...that woman is trying to..."
CleanCar.WAV (73 k file) -- "...if you're Mr. Common Sense, you won't believe me..."
STABPAST.WAV (38 k file) -- "...Oh, my."
ERSATZ.WAV (111 k file) -- "..the next morning."
YOUTV.WAV (33 k file) -- "...for you, the viewer."
CLAMCAKE.WAV (59 k file) -- "...Adolph! Come and get it!"
VicGarden.WAV (46 k file) -- "...certainly works up an appetite."
ENTRENCH.WAV (32 k file) -- "...Don't eat with your hands, son."
ETHEL.WAV (20 k file) -- "...Stop torturing me..."
JERKOFF.WAV (21 k file) -- "...I didn't know you..."
FANFARE.WAV (136 k file) -- End of This Side.WEAREWRK.WAV (59 k file) - "We are working on the problem."
TRESPASS.WAV (26 k file) -- "...will be persecuted."
NO_PICT.WAV (40 k file) -- "...of our pictsmission..."
SLEEVE.WAV (24 k file) -- Mudhead fantasizes about Bottles and the guard.
DOCTOR.WAV (66 k file) -- "...Will the real Dr. Pederman..."
DirtyClothes.WAV (75 k file) -- "My husband is a policeman..."
SGTSPHIN.WAV (62 k file) -- "...Who are you??"
WATCHOUT.WAV (24 k file) -- Sgt. Mudheadski issues a warning.
KOREA.WAV (27 k file) -- "...Don't make a Korea out of it."
SayWhat.WAV (57 k file) -- "...Say what. What?"
GAGYOU.WAV (221 k files) -- "If you don't answer the question..."
TAKEBAG.WAV (19 k file) -- Mrs. Presky makes her choice.
GOODSHIT.WAV (84 k file) -- "...Why, this is a..."
MYMY.WAV (31 k file) -- Pastor Flash is letting it go.
GOODMORN.WAV (156 k file) -- "...this is your service calling."
HOLYGRAM.WAV (506 k file) -- "...Back From the Shadows Again."
BACKTOTHE.WAV (568 k file) -- "...Back To the Shadows Again"
BOZO.WAV (374 k file) -- "We're all bozos..."
BOZONOSE.WAV (14 k file) -- "Go ahead..."
FUTURE.WAV (548 k file) -- "...We're glad you made it."
ROBOTS.WAV (169 k file) -- "Where Robots' Rules of Order don't apply!"
CHUCKO.WAV (18 k file) -- Chucko speaks!
MARKMARK.WAV (127 k file) -- Chucko speaks, II.
MARKKICK.WAV (26 k file) -- Mark kicks Chucko!
SPARK.WAV (120 k file) -- Tom makes sparks.
FUDDLAW.WAV (298 k file) -- "If you push something hard enough..."
TESTDEV.WAV (268 k file) -- "It comes in..."
HELLO.WAV (151 k file) -- "...Always nice to see you."
BEES.WAV (28 k file) -- "It's the bees and spiders again!"
BROKEPRE.WAV (17 k file) -- "He broke the President!"
DRMEMORY.WAV (147 k file) -- The Doctor Speaks!
NANOSEC.WAV (161 k file) -- "Excuse me..."
README-D.WAV (29 k file) -- Uhclem commands."
PORRIDGE.WAV (279 k file) -- "...lay his egg in the air?"
BAKAGAIN.WAV (71 k file) -- Uhclem commands, II
SYSTIME.WAV (890 k file) -- "...uptime 9:01."
MAKIN-DR.WAV (33 k file) -- "...the Doctor happy/unhappy."
Sounds from DEAR FRIENDS (1971)
BOMBS.WAV (55 k file) -- "...Remember?"
CRASH.WAV (37 k file) -- Don G. O'Vanni's favorite sound.
CHINCHIL.WAV (33 k file) -- "...thank you..." (Thanks to William W. Matchneer III for the ID)
A sound from NOT INSANE (1972)
ROTONOTO.WAV (83 k file) -- "What is it we about to be doing, boss?"
GONG.WAV (280 k file) -- Self-explanatory
STONES.WAV (538 k file) -- "...I sat on my pipe!"
Cocoa.WAV (36 k file) -- "...no, no, I'll take it straight."
StandsReady.WAV (43 k file) -- "...to knock down every bully..."
TellTale.WAV (43 k file) -- "..for which the world is not yet prepared."
SizeRats.WAV (75 k file) -- "...they would wipe us out in a week."
Naked.WAV (74 k file) -- "...Miss Violet Dudley, isn't it?"
WhosBehind.WAV (68 k file) -- "...who's behind IS..."
FalseSecurity.WAV (105 k file) -- "...You can be fined for saying that..."
JoesNose.WAV (37 k file) -- "What happened to Joe's nose?"
A sound from HOW TIME FLYS (1973)
DEEPSPAC.WAV (145 k file) -- "...postmark..."
WakeUpTime.WAV (50 k file) -- "...This is the tape you've been waiting for."
ZipZone.WAV (63 k file) -- "...the time is 6:00 am."
BEARWHIZ.WAV (284 k file) -- "...it's in the water..."
BEWARE.WAV (419 k file) -- "...your brain may not be the boss."
EGGS.WAV (179 k file) -- "...let's just call them...the phenomenon."
ENDOFILM (83 k file) -- "...end of film!"
HIND.WAV (299 k file) -- "...Hindsight is golden."
SACKED.WAV (102 k file) -- "...ever since we sacked the American Embassy..."
GOAT.WAV (20 k file) -- "...I killed my goat!"
DevilStick.WAV (61 k file) -- "...use this."
DEFECTIVE.WAV (99 k file) -- "...with our names engraved on them!"
BurpGun.WAV (46 k file) -- "There's sand in my British/American-made..."
BEER.WAV (42 k file) -- "...Henry Winkler, private reserve."
CamelSnot.WAV (27 k file) -- "...Aaahhhh..."
SCARY1.WAV (411 k file) -- The consensus is that this one is from "Station Break."
Graphics courtesy of DocTechnical
curator: Richard Arnold 
Last date modified: 2/23/00
