Everything You Know is Wrong:
The Firesign Theatre Trivia Quiz, Part Four
by Richard Arnold
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Part Four: Questions from the album
I THINK WE'RE ALL BOZOS ON THIS BUS
81 points total
- Complete this phrase: "Fighting's out
of style, _______________________" (1)
- How did Clem describe his seat on his bus?
(1)
- What was Fudd's First Law of Opposition? (1)
- Why does the longhair cross the road? (1)
- What question did Clem ask of Dr. Memory
that "broke the President?" (1)
- What was Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law?
(1)
- After whom was The Motor-Operated Pushover
named? (1)
- What instruction about the future does
Clem's clone give Dr. Memory that destroys the Future
Fair? (1)
- When he left the bus, where did Barney say
he was going? (2)
- In the Wall of Science exhibit, what was
the mythological origin of the Sun and the Moon? (2)
- How did Clem describe his mother? (2)
- What substance did Clive and Chester use
to test the Model Government? (2)
- In what age did fish become obnoxious? (2)
- Clem's clone is referred to by Dr. Memory
with what term? (2)
- In what year did Tom Teslacle and Dick
Beddoes invent the Motor-Operated Pushover? (2)
- In what city did Sidney Fudd live? (2)
- Who's future was being foretold by the
Gypsy? (2)
- On what street did Clem and Barney board
the bus to the Future Fair? (3)
- What other term did Clive and Chester use
to describe the President? (3)
- What time were the Chinese Fireworks
scheduled to begin? (3)
- Springhead was based on what famous
person? (3)
- The ride that features Springhead was
inspired by what real-life exhibit, and where is it
located? (3)
- How long had Dr. Memory been
"awake" when Clem first accessed it? (3)
- When Clem said he gave up his shoes, to
what previous Firesign work was he referring? (3)
- How do we know that Clem confronted Deputy
Dan? (3)
- What was Clem's motivation for his actions
at the Future Fair (as can only be determined by
listening to "I Think We're All Bozos on This
Bus?") (3)
- Mark Time appears in what other recorded
work written by a member of the Firesign Theatre? (4)
- Lonesome Beet's advice to Clem that he
could "Cut em off at the past" was a
reference to what other Firesign Theatre work? (4)
- When the announcer said "(Here is)
where Robot's Rules Don't Apply," she was referring
to a series of stories by what writer? (4)
- What were the first words that were spoken
over the bus' loudspeaker, and to what was it a
reference? (4)
- According to Phil Proctor, what was the
purported source of the statement in Fudd's letter,
"Quid Malmborg in Plano?" (4)
- Two famous World Fairs provided much of
the inspiration for the Future Fair: in what cities did
these World Fairs appear, and in what year? (4)
- Dr. Memory was based on what famous
program developed in the early 1970s? (4)
The answers will be posted in August, 1996.
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